11 Dec 2007
Who's the rugby player?
Popbitch loveliness.


Which ex-England rugby player made few friendsat a corporate after-dinner speaking engagement recently? A waiter tried to clear up the tables as he was speaking, so the rugby star greeted him with the phrase, "Excuse me, could you fuck off and go back to Italy."

We've got it narrowed down to either Will Carling or Matt Dawson. My money is on Dawson, he just seems like a bit of a prat and is probably worse whence on the crafty Vimto.