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    Are we talking about illegal subject matter in here???? (ie the emancipation of Stripey Socks?) I will NOT put up with any more transgressions - and the Lady Betty's ear wax candle STILL remains unmoulded!

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    Quote Originally Posted by davey View Post
    that came out blank :fuckinghell:
    Deliberately, your eyes couldn't take it

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    Quote Originally Posted by pairofpants View Post
    Are we talking about illegal subject matter in here???? (ie the emancipation of Stripey Socks?) I will NOT put up with any more transgressions - and the Lady Betty's ear wax candle STILL remains unmoulded!
    My ears hurt too, I think she's been sharpening the cotton buds :hmm:

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    Quote Originally Posted by betty View Post
    My ears hurt too, I think she's been sharpening the cotton buds :hmm:
    TBF, There is no resistance to remind her to stop, though.

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    I'm so worried we're going to end up with a Michael Jackson like situation, Lady Betty :whatever:

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    Quote Originally Posted by pairofpants View Post
    I'm so worried we're going to end up with a Michael Jackson like situation, Lady Betty :whatever:
    Oh good God! Do you think she'll want my sperm? :fuckinghell:

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    Quote Originally Posted by betty View Post
    Oh good God! Do you think she'll want my sperm? :fuckinghell:
    Sperm eggs, Betty, sperm eggs.

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    Trying to resuscitate you on your super King size bed is what I'm thinking :hmm: Pretending to give you CPR :hmm:

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    Quote Originally Posted by pairofpants View Post
    Trying to resuscitate you on your super King size bed is what I'm thinking :hmm: Pretending to give you CPR :hmm:
    Oh purrlease, not after last time, I woke up and she had her tongue in my mouth. She'd been eating raw onions too. Loves them, says it keeps the flies off her :vomit:

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    Quote Originally Posted by betty View Post
    Oh purrlease, not after last time, I woke up and she had her tongue in my mouth.
    :oooh:

    http://mitchieville.com/wp-content/u...03/tongue1.jpg

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