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    Default DTV Community Guidelines

    Contacting DTV
    If you have any queries or comments regarding forum operations including moderation processes and technical issues, please make use of the dedicated contact form. We read each and every one, eventually, and pass around the funniest. When contacting Forum Support please be sure to include as much information as possible including photographs of your bits.

    Dealing with Inappropriate Content
    The forum is predominantly reactively moderated and we ask that forum members notify us of any inappropriate posts by clicking the ALERT button next to the post in question: the post is then flagged for attention from the Forum Support team. As before, we read each and every alert. The ones complaining about being called 'stupid' are usually the funniest. Or cock ones. Please only alert posts which break the terms and conditions or community guidelines and not just posts that you disagree with this will result in much giggling by our lady mods and much eyerolling by Diabolik, usually followed by the words 'Thick Cunt'. Please refrain from being overly emotive and using terms such as "Excuse me?!?! I've been banned for less!" - the key to effective alerting is to be clear and concise while supplying as much contextual information as possible, not that we care much.
    Copyright
    Yeah, catch us.
    Appreciation Threads
    Are there for one reason and one reason only. For mocking. Anyone not bringing the amount of mocking up to the required DTV mocking scale will be punished or punched.
    Game threads
    Can fuck right off. This isn't Club Penguin.
    Terms and Conditions
    Can be altered at any time, either written or in our heads or due to PMT or something.

    Acceptable Use

    Respect other forum members
    But don't ever leave your handbag alone in the same room as them IYKWIM
    Offensive material
    Just shut your eyes or something.
    Swearing
    I think I need to get the washing in, looks like it'll pour down.
    Baiting
    Actively encouraged
    Libel
    I *think* that's a sanitary towel

    Etiquette

    Communicate clearly
    One cannot understand what comes out of one's mush should one mutter. And knees together when getting out of an automobile.
    Posting "I've PM'd you" or "I've sent you a message!"
    I have pm'd those who need to know this. Don't pm me back, I'm hugely popular and my box is heaving.
    Commenting on spelling/grammar
    Iz ignurant

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    Excellent, betty.


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    I didn't get the Acceptable Abuse part :(

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    Nice one Betty

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    Quote Originally Posted by tribal View Post
    I didn't get the Acceptable Abuse part :(
    You're only allowed to call a fellow forum member a cunt once per post and no more than three 'fuck you's' are allowed in any one thread.

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    Ah! Thank you for clarifying :fuckyou:

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    Quote Originally Posted by tribal View Post
    Ah! Thank you for clarifying :fuckyou:
    Indeed, I can fuck right off. :)

    I'm about to fuck off at 6pm when I will be phoning my dad.

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    Now, these are guidelines I can follow!
    Cheers

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    I take umbrage at not being left alone with people's handbags.

    What's a game thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stripeysocks View Post
    I take umbrage at not being left alone with people's handbags.

    What's a game thread?
    Something the simpletons on DS play?

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