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    Default WTF Where the fuck am I

    Is this the planet earth?

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    Nope, Planet Zog, welcome earthling

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diver Dan View Post
    Is this the planet earth?
    Welcome, we are your alien overlords.

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    I got kidnapped by Trolls. But I eventually regained consciousness. Where am I?

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    See #2.

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    My brain has still not used to the fact I have to wear my glasses the opposite way to I am used too. I have now several pairs of cheap reading glasses dotted around the house and work.

    I heard a funny one at work today from the IT dept. We have a system that you can unlock your email account if you forget your password by a series of questions only you would know, so standard stuff. You get to choose these questions yourself.
    One person rang to say she could not remember one of their personal questions, it went like this
    IT guy: what was your question
    User: what is the name of my oldest sibling
    IT Guy (puzzled): you do not remember the name of your sibling?
    User: I haven't got a sibling
    IT guy: but you chose the question
    User:I know, I wanted something I could remember
    IT Guy:??!! Oh

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    Quote Originally Posted by kim View Post
    My brain has still not used to the fact I have to wear my glasses the opposite way to I am used too. I have now several pairs of cheap reading glasses dotted around the house and work.

    I heard a funny one at work today from the IT dept. We have a system that you can unlock your email account if you forget your password by a series of questions only you would know, so standard stuff. You get to choose these questions yourself.
    One person rang to say she could not remember one of their personal questions, it went like this
    IT guy: what was your question
    User: what is the name of my oldest sibling
    IT Guy (puzzled): you do not remember the name of your sibling?
    User: I haven't got a sibling
    IT guy: but you chose the question
    User:I know, I wanted something I could remember
    IT Guy:??!! Oh
    It's a hack-proof question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kim View Post
    My brain has still not used to the fact I have to wear my glasses the opposite way to I am used too. I have now several pairs of cheap reading glasses dotted around the house and work.

    I heard a funny one at work today from the IT dept. We have a system that you can unlock your email account if you forget your password by a series of questions only you would know, so standard stuff. You get to choose these questions yourself.
    One person rang to say she could not remember one of their personal questions, it went like this
    IT guy: what was your question
    User: what is the name of my oldest sibling
    IT Guy (puzzled): you do not remember the name of your sibling?
    User: I haven't got a sibling
    IT guy: but you chose the question
    User:I know, I wanted something I could remember
    IT Guy:??!! Oh
    Have they tried turning it off, and on again?

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    Mmm just noticed I am in the wrong thread, so much for the eye surgery

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    Quote Originally Posted by kim View Post
    Mmm just noticed I am in the wrong thread, so much for the eye surgery
    No you're not Kim. This is the Doctor Wise ophthalmologist forum.

    Last time I visited him when I was sent to check out why I was seeing spots in my mud pie he rudely says 'that's just rubbish floatin' arround!' Turns out I have a bad case of Asteroid hyalosis. Snobby bastard he is.

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