New member introductions, the rules, site news and problems.

Post all movies released after 2007 here, they'll be archived into the correct forums in due course.

Post all links to movies released before 2007 here, they'll be archived into the correct forums in due course.

Post online TV shows here.

Bitch about that Z-list here.

Post all your pictures of zelebrity boys here. We like them rude.

Post your pictures of the laydeez here. And yes, we also like them rude.

Arguing wannabees, thickos and as usual, no fucking nudity. Yes it's Big Brother.

Yes, it's gobshites and munters.

Talk about the oscillating light source all your furniture is pointing at, here.

Talk about that place you go that's allegedly (though unproven-ly) not as good as the theatre, here.

Talk about that noise that's just thud thud thud with no melody or rhythm, which all the kiddies are listening to, here.

Talk about that screen thing you're looking at with buttons on it that gives you rude pictures and free films, here.

Anything laughable you've seen on t'internet and think we should mock, especially forums. NO TALK ABOUT THE FACEBOOK GROUP.

The place where we put arguments so the normals don't have to read them - please try and keep it mean, 'tis how we like it after all.

Discussion of anything "sensible" that doesn't have its own forum goes in here. No arguments, except mocking of left wing types.

For both our artistic members to talk about those paper things with words in them that nerds like, and pictures that aren't of cocks or tits.

Feast on ghoulish relish for the celebration of true crime, criminality, murder, mayhem, and the worst of mankind, here.

For the scary stuff we use to scare kiddies and socialists; conspiracies to the paranormal, and everything in between.

Because we all want to look better, even though it would be pretty hard to improve on perfection for *cough* some of us.

Changing room towel flicking for the heterosexuals, apparently we do have some - they just have yet to make themselves known.

Frivolously waste our bandwidth here with your boring game threads, dull drivel, and anything apparently "funny". Doesn't contribute to your post count though!